I happened to be friends with one of the most eligible bachelor on campus - Nikhil. He was a dude of all sorts & the blue-eyed boy of "EVERY hottie" on campus, & Ms. Fresher, Ashmita, was that lucky chic who had the honour of being dated by him. It is obvious to mention that she had the perfect walk with heels & had the cutest dimple on the left cheek in the whole college. they used to look really cute together, like that perfect - made for each-other kind of couples; until one day all hell broke loose & the news spread like fire in the hostel that the two ain't together anymore. It kinda became the national level news on campus & twitter was trending with it!
While everybody was into the wonder-shock-surprise phrase of their lives, this is what actually happened:
It was around 2 A.M. in the middle of the night when the lovebirds decided to meet & go out for a Maggie outing at the local Maggie Cafe. Nikhil in his tracks & Ashi (as we used to call her) in her Barbie shorts went to this lovely local adda of ours & just when the candle-light lit mid-night Maggie date was about to take place under the heavenly blue sky, Nikhil noticed that Ashi wasn't waxed! Yes, you read that right. She wasn't waxed. Niks was a guy who followed a proper regime of not only good looks but also that of personal hygiene at all the times. He simply could not digest that bowl of Maggie for which 50 bucks were shelled out at that wee hour of the night. The argument over this presentation of one's own self & maintainability got more heated than the Hot Chocolate which accompanied that Cheese Maggie & within hours the news spread like fire.
The two would have really looked cute today as they must have been hitched by now, but unfortunately it did not happen & you obviously know why.
And I really wish she had opted for her hair removal, more than I wished for passing marks in my final semester examination.
Well, one's loss is another's gain. One of our junior who literally had a death-defying crush on Niks grabbed the opportunity & is today a proud Mrs. Vanshika Nikhil Bajaj.
So, the girlies, the hotties & the ladies, grab your Satin Cares because I know you find your man cute when clean shaven on a dinner date but don't take him or even yourselves for granted, 'coz who doesn't want to enjoy a SMOOTH ride! ;)